is google GOD, babe??

Rasa macam nak gelak guling guling bila baca benda ni.. “pak haji google pak aji google”..

Bila 1st tyme dengar prof (nama unknown ) start bagi gelaran google ni sebagai pak aji google tak pulak saya sangka rupanya orang da “upgrade” kan google ni sebagai agama kat luar sana.

Tak percaya?

Huuuuuuuuu..plek bin ajaib,ajaib bin plek or ape2 la term yang bole tnjukn betapa plek nya saya bile orang da stat anggap “GOOGLE” ni one of the types of beliefs  yang ade kat bumi ni.

Em yang paling tak percaya lagi bila dorang da stat regard  “google” sebagai GOD aka tuhan.

memang tak logic kan?(monolog:geleng2 pale sambil tersenyum sendiri, menahan ketawa haha)

Tau ape reasons dorang?

Sila baca:

We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.

menarik kan?

kat bawah ni saya statekan 9 bukti mereka kenapa mereka kata google ini adelah tuhan

jom tegok

» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. 

She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. 

Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent).

Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. 

Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. 

One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. 

She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5
Google is infinite. 

The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. 

Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). 

Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil

» PROOF #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism". 

(shahira: sangat terasa berdosa bace statement ni,mmbuatkn saya terpkir mgkn ade btolny ap yang dikatakan,perlu check balik tyme yang d spent kat google dan Allah,sapa lagi banyak)

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods"

» PROOF #9
Evidence of Google's existence is abundant.

there is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, then surf over to

www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

(shahira:huyo ade nada cabaran disitu,apepon statement ni betol2 watkan saya takot nak surf google tetiba wawawa)

Ok, dari awal tadi saya dok gelak2 pikirkan bnda ni tapi sekarang saya rasa bnda ni adelah bnda yang serius

bkn satu bnda yang lawak yang patut sya gelak guling gulingkan.benda ni berkaitan dengn akidah dan bknla satu bnda yang lawak.

Tak percaya?

Maseh rasa bnda ni kelakar?cuba anda baca semula apa alasan mereka dan pikir sama sama adekah dia maseh adelah satu joke?

klu kite semua tgk balik facts2 yang mereka bagi ntk cakapkan google ni adelah tuhan (regardless dorang saja cuba nak samekan google dengn tugas tuhan atupon mmg menganggp google itu adelah tuhan) kte semua tak dapat nak nafikan yang semuanya adelah benar.

betol tak?

Saya tak pasti samade statement ni saja2 dibuat atas buah pikiran beberapa orang ataupon memang da ade kat luar sana yang aggp google tu tuhan.

Ap pndapat kawan2?

Apabila saya baca isu ni sekali lalu,jujur saya katakan bnda ni memang sangt kelakar,tapi bila saya try tgk isu ni dari aspek yang len,dia tetiba merisaukan saya.

Terigat saya pada jnji iblis

Ap janji iblis

 “aku akan menyesatkan manusia hingga akhir zaman”

Dan sepanjang hidup saya,tak sesekali saya sangka akidah seseorang ni bole disesatkan dengn bnda yang saya,kamu dan anda2 gunakan hari hari ni

bayangkan tetiba seseorang yang liberal membaca bnda ni,

an issue stating “Google is my new God”  bole jadikan, dia percaya google tu tuhan?

paling terok pon kalu seorang atheism baca,dari segi logic,berdasarkn ape reason mereka nak naekkan pangkat google tu sebagai tuhan,semua reason itu macam bole pakai.ye tak?

“Google itu maha mengetahui”

“Google ade dimana2”

So persoalan disini,mana lagi terok?

tak de agama ke mengaku google tu tuhan?

Klu kte tinjau balik zaman2  pre historic dulu,penyembahan dilakukan oleh manusia itu kepada  sesuatu yang dirasakan agong.

Dan dari sudut agamanya ini bertetapan dengn ap yang Allah telah berfirman dalam Al quran,

yang setiap manusia tu sebenarnya mengaku adenya satu kuasa yang mentadbir kte semua.

dan pengakuan itu adelah satu penyaksian terhadap ade nya Allah itu sebagai pentadbir,

bukannya berhala,

bukannya patung

apetah lagi bukanlah google

“alastu birabbikum?”

Qolu.. “bala syahidna”

Jadi saya nak bawak anda semua balik terhadap ap yang saya tulis sebntar tadi.

“penyembahan dilakukan oleh manusia itu kepada sesuatu yang dirasakan agong”

Adekah mungkin sebab google ni “terlalu agong” sehinggakan  manusia sudah mula nak menganggap google ni tuhan?

Atau mungkin bole saya katekan disini manusia ni igin kembali ke zaman pre historic yang saya sebutkan.

apepon jawapan dia bnda ni adelah bnda yang serius.